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Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them. Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather? A: When it's wet, it's time to go inside Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. Q: Why do women have vaginas? A: So that men will speak to them! Q: What does a belos and a tampon have in common? A: They are both stuck up cunts!

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Q: Dant do you call a policewoman who shaves her pubes? A: Cuntstubble. Q: What do you call the space between the vagina and the arsehole? A: The chinrest! Q: Why do blondes wear tampons? A: Because crabs like bungee jumping too! Q: What do you call the useless flesh that surrounds a vagina? A: The woman! What do you call the space between the twat and the shitter?

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A: When he goes belod the dentist to get a haircut! Q: How do you get a pussy wet? A: Put it in the shower. Q: What's the smallest hotel known to man?

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A: A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside! Q: What's wan difference between a clit and a mobile phone? A: Nothing, every cunt's got one! Q: What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A: A pussy is sweet, juicy, succulent, warm, fun and a useful thing.

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A: the difference of knowing your pussy, and knowing you're a pussy. Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist? A: He could read lips! Q: What do you call an Oscar winning film about a vagina? A: Lawrence Of A Labia. Q: What do vaginas and screen doors have incommon? A: The more they get slammed the looser they get. Q: Where are you from? A: A Txet Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?

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A: Good morning ladies. Q: What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina?

A: a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded. Q: Why is being in a rock band like a palm job? A: The more you rock, the better you feel. Q: Why was two piece swimsuit invented? A: To separate the hairy from the dairy. Q: Why are pussy pubic tdxt curly? A: You would poke your eye out if it were straight! Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a pussy? A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball! Q: What do you get when you cross a roadrunner, a cat and go turkey?

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