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Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them. Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather? A: When it's wet, it's time to go inside Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. Q: Why do women have vaginas? A: So that men will speak to them! Q: What does a belos and a tampon have in common? A: They are both stuck up cunts!

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